Here is a reenactment of one of the women spotted in my friend’s online dating match. I pulled my greasy hair back styled it with Argan oil, brushed down my eyebrows, drew in some dark circles in Photoshop, feigned a smile, put on a taupe dirty bra and shot myself from the waste down to convey I have 3 chins. If I had to give my alias a name it would be Maryanne Virginia Ackerman.
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